Sunday, April 7, 2013

A Classic Anti-Zombie Weapon - The Baseball Bat

One classic anti-zombie weapon is a true American classic:  the baseball bat.  Last week, I bought a softball bat at a Goodwill thrift store for only $2.92.  It's a heavy aluminum job and it has seen better days.  But, if a baseball or softball game should spontaneously erupt, I'll be ready.  I'll also be ready for zombies, ninjas, burglars, rabid dogs, and various other threats.  Joe Biden would be so proud of me!

Baseball Player Cy Seymour looks ready for Zombies back in 1903.

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